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Friday, August 31, 2007
Sex education by Phua Chu Kang

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Sex Education by PCK....

Sure laugh!!!!! ha...ha...ha....must readlah.......

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius.........
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your
finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ............................ you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... ,' Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!' also ah!!!


Oh, today I met Hafiz Matsetojo's mum at ICC.. funnily enough, she knew exactly who I was because she called me by my name! Few weeks ago I got to talk to Jib's dad to ask about where he was heading to. Brunei's such a small world.. I'm running out of topics to talk about to my friends' parents besides how's your son's/daughter's results and where is he/she heading too. :p

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